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LR2 M1 - I ALWAYS COME BACK

SCRATCH: Ugh…
BLUE?: Wow, you look awful!
AZURE: Kyu…
FLORIDA: What’s up? Did ya not get enough sleep?
SCRATCH: Mhm…
BLUE?: I have the perfect solution!

[Not BlueEngland tosses a bucket of water onto her. It’s cold, just like their soul.]

SCRATCH: Agh!!
AZURE: Kyu!!!
BLUE?: Now we can start!
BLUE?: Everything is set up and ready, just head into the room and try not to die!
FLORIDA: Yeah, let’s do it-
FLORIDA: Wait, die?

[Not BlueEngland shoves the three of them into the battle room.]

BLUE?: Have fun!

FLORIDA: Gh!
GOOBER: HELLO there welCOME to my SPECIAL FIGHTING ROOM

[It was hot, everything was on fire. Goober looked like they were dripping. It was gross and very uncomfortable to look at.]

SCRATCH: O-oh Arceus…
FLORIDA: Goober? Are you okay?
GOOBER: I’M FINE.
GOOBER: hello SCRATCH thAnks for MAKING ME LOSE BEFORE
SCRATCH: I- I’m sorry!
FLORIDA: Don’t apologise to him.
FLORIDA: We need to destroy him.
FLORIDA: Show him why he lost.
SCRATCH: B- but…
SCRATCH: It’s my fault he’s…

[Azure slaps her with his… shadowy… claw… hand thing? I don’t know pokémon biology.]

FLORIDA: Are you ready?

[Scratch looks unsure, before giving a heavy nod.]

FLORIDA: Good.
FLORIDA: Goober, your ass is mine!
GOOBER: TRY ME WATERWATCHER
SCRATCH: A- Azure, go!
AZURE: Kyu kyu!