sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit
every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply
Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top
Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.
So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?
trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious
OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life
