i love telling people i accidentally made too much food and itd be a huge help if theyd take some off my hands because there’s simply no way i could eat this much. because i love lying.
me, throwing an extra cup of rice in the cooker: whoops…oh noooo…whatever shall i do….how can this keep happeninggg…better text my loved ones about this shameful display of hubris after i make all this onigiri…=)
me: hi friend i accidentally made too much onigiri do you want some for dinner?
friend: omg yes please!!
me: cool thanks i’ll see you downstairs :)
translator’s note: it was not, in fact, an accident. it did this on purpose. because it is evil.