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“Is Communion Vegan?” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

it’s fine bc it’s punching up

Hm, I’d go the other way, you can consume communion wafers on Fridays in lent, therefore the transubstantial body of Christ is theologically either grain or fish.

Iirc, theologically speaking, the body of Christ is gluten free. However, the miracle of transubstantiation means that the body of Christ gains the properties of a glutinous cracker.

Weird but technically correct argument for portraying Jesus as a white cracker.