One of the downsides of using a clock radio alarm to wake up in the morning is the nonzero possibility of waking up to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
Ask me how my morning was.
How was your morning?
I wasn’t a fan of the song I woke up to.
The fact that one of my posts broke double digits in six hours is a statistical wonder. I’ve played dodgeball with Apollo and walked away unscathed. Not even haiku bot was able to elevate me to a tenth of your guess.
I am the true Lord of the Flop, no matter what those idiots at work say.
