armchair-factotum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gwenfrankenstien:

‘i have to take medication because my immune system decided kinkshaming the trees is more important than breathing’ is objectively an insane concept. thumbs down to seasonal allergies.

“I just want my body to stop telling shrubbery it is problematic”

Sex pollen is real and my body is violently rejecting it