the-haiku-bot:

brennacedria:

beggars-opera:

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading “I’d Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss,” “Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot,” and “Honk If You’d Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece ‘The Mummy’ Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz” that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

OP where are you from, bc I’m 90% sure I’ve seen that car

Edit: I only took a pic of the mummy sticker

OP where are you from,

bc I’m 90%

sure I’ve seen that car

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.