Me: Okay, I would like a card to congratulate a couple that just got engaged.
Card section: Bride to be? Bachelorette? Bride to be? Bridal shower? Bride to be?
Me: um no I actually would like it to be for both of them. Also it’s weird that there are zero groom-to-be cards.
Card section: OHHHH you want Mr. And Mr.? Or Mx. and Mx.?
Me: what? No. I appreciate the inclusivity but are there literally no cards for a straight couple? Only straight women? What does this say about our expectations for different genders in relationships?
Card section: haha. Yes.