[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick
you’ve really got some nerve, you think i only live to serve. here’s some bad news for your business, workers leave because you’re shitheads
i work more, get paid less, fucking quota’s got me stressed, and my healthcare cuts out half of my paycheck
go on, assume your startup ain’t like all the rest and eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick
Glorious
It’s been 7 years since I made this post and I’m still at the same job
It’s been 7 years
since I made this post and I’m
still at the same job
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
