Caption: [A conversation acted out by the user @/hihosilvervibes on tiktok.
person 1: Where am I?
person2: Welcome, you’re in hell.
person 1: Is it ‘cause I’m black?
person 2: No!
person 1: (whispers) Is it ‘cause I’m gay?
person 2: What? No!
person 1: Is it ‘cause I peed in the shower that one time?
person 2: Oh my god everyone does that, shut up! You’re here because you’re actually in heaven. You get to beat up Ronald Reagan for all eternity.
person 1: (tearfully) Really?
person 2: Yeah we even got you brass knuckles that say “fuck you”, just for youz
(sniffs) Blessed be. (claps) Bring that motherfucker out its time to get started.]