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Uh- Skibidi.

So mood.

you did not just fucking say skibidi

I did.

Because I have that W Ohio Rizz just like Hulu does.

y-you’ve been ruined…………………………………………………………………..

I’m doing it intentionally, despite my repulse at this Gen-Alpha slang. Someone need to assist in a takeover of the world.

sigh

@definitely-hulu uncle you’ve got an accomplice

I know! That’s my best friend

next time we go on a car ride we’re going to sing Descendants together


#skibbidi gyatt rizz level 10

GET OUT OF MY HEAD…

that’s not sigma

u got drake level 0 rizz

(through tears) wh;at the fuck is goin,g on,

Pandora, no swearing!

i’m sorry mom but you have to stop uncle hulu he’s being weird

I can’t.. He only listens to your Uncle, Syfy

i’m going to throw myself into the sea

Don’t say that!

HULU SHOULDNT SAY GEN ALPHA STUFF

shh, I’m witerally mewing rn

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Let me cook.

YOURE NOT WVEN COOKING THE FOOD IS RAW

That’s what the food companies want you to think.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Didn’t your mama tell you not to swear

DIDNT YOUR MAMA TELL YOU TO GROW THE FUCK UP

I never met my mama. Neither did your mom.

@totally-peacock-i-swear

Pandora, what did I just tell you?

You know we don’t bring up your uncles’ and I’s mom.

>:( UGH I HATE THIS FAMILY

Hate is a strong word. Don’t be ugly now.

YOUR FACE IS UGLY

Excuse you?

I know you did not just say that to me.


@exxonmobil-official

Do not speak to your mother that way

oh, YOU can’t fucking tell me what to do

Pandora, did you think I wouldn’t see this?


Three weeks.

OTZ

NOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe you should think about your actions beforehand, then.

:( but hulu was creeping me outtttt

Your father, isn’t Hulu.

my father is mean and does genocide

So does other people

yeah and i’ll be just as mean to them

No you won’t. You want to be better than them, right?

i’m already better than them because i don’t do genocide

Cussing is verbal genocide.

no it definitely is not

I wouldn’t recommend arguing with me right now.

words don’t mass kill people and wipe out whole races and generations thats literally impossible that’s like common sense

what the fuck is going on why is this kind of shit taking over my crackfics i wanna read about gay rizz not angry parental arguments

i got grounded:( i can’t see my girflind fro:(((( three weeeeeeks:((((

damn that’s real sigma of you

kill me

that ain’t very rizzful of you…

kill me

bruh went sigma there 💀

@literally-hottopic girflibd HELP

what in the skididi gyatt happened here

quit gen alpha-ing my post-

….I’m gonna go chug 3 mugs of coffee real quick and see if I’m actually mentally stable enough to handle today.