are all animals dangerous?

doomspaniels:

humanjeff:

snickeringsnicket:

bunjywunjy:

every animal has the potential to be dangerous under certain circumstances. for instance, a dog could bite you, a moth could distract a UPS driver into plowing through your living room window, you could inhale and choke on an earthworm.

did lemony snicket write this

people say that the Spaniel is a gentle breed of dog. and yet, when accelerated out of this railgun at 2,500 m/s directly towards this group of orphans,

a red cocker spaniel, wearing a rocket ship costume, runs with her ears flying