[Hallowland turns to leave when the floor suddenly disappears.]
RAD:ahhh!!!! HALLOW:Ugh.
SOMEONE: Looks like somebody’s dropping in to see us, isn’t that right? L.C.: Yep, they’re falling as we speak! SOMEONE: So let’s give a warm welcome to our new contestants, Hallowland and Radiation Anon! L.C.: Hallowland is a pumpkin embued with magic to become sentient! L.C.: And apparently grow limbs!? SOMEONE: That’s not normal by any sense! L.C.: And our second contestant, Radiation, is from a world of Pokémon! L.C.: Our file doesn’t say exactly what happened to him, but we know he got irradiated and turned into green slime! SOMEONE: That must be rough!
[The two land behind podiums, Rad stood perfectly fine whilst Hallowland crashed into the floor painfully.]
BOTH: Ouch! RAD:wooahhh this plce is so ocool!!! SOMEONE: Thank you!
[Hallowland stands up and brushes himself off. He leans on the podium, looking at the two.]
HALLOW: What is the meaning of all this? SOMEONE: Welcome… L.C.: To… BOTH: ShadowShow! SOMEONE: The hottest game show in the shadow realm out there! HALLOW: Sounds lame. L.C.: Hey! SOMEONE: You don’t have to be mean about it… RAD:i wnna plau the game!!! show SOMEONE: Yes! SOMEONE: L.C. get the questions ready, we’re going to have the showdown of our lives!
