Kellogg’s has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here’s a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we’ve been demanding:
-The “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” slogan is to be revised to “I’m mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs.”
-Lucky Charms’ leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy.
-Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience.
-Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle.
-In addition, we can’t call the pebbles “Fruity” anymore.
-Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch
-Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.