jedusaur:

screenshot of a Grindr conversation
A: "I'm not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom"
A: "I know it's kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?"
A: "I don't really know my neighbours and you're the closest person to me on Grindr"
A: [cry-laughing emoji]
B: Yeah why notALT

new fic trope just dropped