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When asked about food items like sushi for lunches, he said,"If you don't get that sushi's woke, then I don't know how to wake you up, but the key message here is that we are introducing the kinds of foods that are put in the lunchboxes of children, the other 75 percent of kids, who rely on their parents to send their lunch".

But when questioned by a reporter about Japanese children and what is normal for them to eat, Seymour said schools would still have the ability to choose what food they ordered and decide how many lunches their school needed.ALT

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Labour leader Chris Hipkins told reporters Seymour had designated himself the “nutritionist-in-chief”.

“It’s disappointing that he seems to think he knows what’s better for kids’ nutrition than the experts do - particularly as he does not seem to know that hummus is made with chickpeas rather than with rice.”

(source: RNZ)

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a screenshot of David Seymour's page on fyi.org.nz, showing two recent Official Information Act requests he is obliged to answer. One is titled "Woke Food", and the other "Ministerial understanding of hummus and grain-based foodstuffs". ALT

If anyone wants to file an OIA request asking him to elaborate on any part of this (or, of course, any of the rest of his absolute shitcunt dickhead choices as a minister) here’s his OIA page