so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
I’ll never forget when we were having a burping contest in elementary school and all the dudes were really Going For It and suddenly there’s a sound like the entire Pacific Ocean running down a bathtub drain and we all turn to look and it was the shy quiet girl in the back corner. When I say I fell in love that day, I mean it
