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a dragon but disguised as fruit would be the best shock to stumble upon

daily-dragon-drawing:

Three dragon fruits with a dragon sleeping in between them, its tail curled around two of the fruits. The dragon is hot pink with light green tips on its scales and horns, and looks very similar to a dragon fruit. To the right of the fruits there is a price sign with the writing 1斤 39元. Below the dragon is text with the Chinese characters 火龍果 and its translation, "Dragon Fruit"ALT

#11 - 火龍果 (dragon fruit)- I don’t see a dragon here, do you? 🐲🍓🌟

Bonus:

A surprised dragon being picked out by a human hand from the middle of two dragon fruits. There is a speech bubble with an exclamation point in it coming from the hand.ALT

His ass does NOT cost 39元