alexaloraetheris:

ralfmaximus:

anexperimentallife:

carnivalseb:

depsidase:

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
(the user is the issue here)

Lithobraking Maneuver
(our rocket stopped because it crashed into rocks)

Operator headspace problem (the user is a dumbass–we used this one a lot when I was a generator mechanic)

Loose Nut Behind the Wheel – dumbass driver

Unintended Fauna Interaction – fucker bit me

Recieved a Sudden Unexpected Transfer - he fucking died