i am on episode 2 of dead boy detectives. in under two minutes, the cat king has out-twinked everyone on screen in front of a mauled corpse, kidnapped Edwin to some kind of bedroom, called out his repressed gayness, declared his kingdom to be of want and pleasure, and introduced the idea of bdsm
sir (gn) leave some weird slay for the rest of us please
OH MY BILDADDY HE JUST BREATHED “YOU ARE SO ODDLY HANDSOME YOU FASCINATE ME” AND FUCKING MAGICKED HIS SHIRT OFF AND A FUR CAPE ON
HE PUT WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY A LEASH ON HIM THEY ARE DISCUSSING WHAT WOULD MAKE THE CAT KING HAPPY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I SMELL…
HOMOSEXUALITY.
oh my god this is beautiful Edwin is so sassy Crystal is so sassy Charles is so sassy they are all so HMMGH
i was just appreciating how edwin and charles were squabbling and crystal was just watching with the most DONE expression
and then suddenly edwin and CRYSTAL are arguing and charles has gone here we go and literally flopped onto the bed to watch them
these three omg
oh and i forgot to mention the cat king literally propositioning edwin before saying he’s a ‘fair and consensual cat king’ and sending him on a pointless errand