I’m invisible. Nobody sees me. I’m essentially talking to the void. This will get no notes.
Watch this:
I’m trans. I’m a girl and I’m SUPER bisexual. I like everybody. Girls are hot. Guys are hot. NBs are hot. Trans people are hot. I like to dress and act and be really super girly and I love flirting with people. It doesn’t matter cuz this will get zero notes just like everything else I post on here.
Screw it. I’m not even done
This is me. A black trans bisexual.
I wrote an Ace/Aro person into my book. A trans person too. And one of the guys is gay. He literally has a big flirting scene with a guy in the book. It’s pretty strongly suggested that they banged. As the author I can tell you; they did. It’s the only sex scene even hinted at in the book and it’s gay af.
Wanna know a secret? I think I’ve been in bed with a famous person. It’s so crazy because I’m so terrible at famous people there’s no way I’d have known who he was unless he straight up told me. But I did get the inkling he was somebody important by him talking about his soho apartment in New York. And the fact that he was staying in one of the nicest and most expensive hotels in Houston at the time.
And yes,bbtw. I was not aware of my being trans yet. And he was a man. This was a gay interaction. A very gay interaction. I’m bi. But you don’t care cuz you’re not even reading this.
Anyway yeah I love Tumblr. Nobody notices me
See? I told you. Nothing. If Tumblr clout is cursed, I’m the most blessed mfer on here.
Hey you know who I like? P.M. Seymour. Really funny videos. Good stuff.
Who else? EmKay. Another awesome one.
I think there’s even a channel called Tumblr reads.
Oh wait don’t let me leave out Logu. I’ve gotten some doggone good entertainment from Logu.
You know what they have in common? Ain’t a single one of them ever heard of Ce'irth designs. I’m like a ninja up in this place. You can’t even see me. I am the power of worthlessness. I am nothing and no one. When I perish you will never have known me and if you ever trip across my corpse the infinity of the universe will not even allow you to acknowledge that it was me.
The gods of the internet cannot find me for I am basking in my own infinite nothingness
Another day, and yet more proof. My existence is meaninglessness itself. The universe cannot comprehend my power for it has not the power to comprehend my existence.
God weeps with every attempt to gaze upon my form as I steal the very essence of creation itself. Do your advertisers see me? Nay. They see naught but an empty void as I pass through this realm, absorbing entertainment without retribution or temptation.
Money? No website earns money from me. I populate their feeds with my nonsense and they can only hope that a wandering @pukicho will come along, upon whom they can attach themselves like leeches.
The mighty @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses helped pave the way for my ridiculous brand of content. To me, they are everything. To them, I am nothing. This is the natural order. My standing will never move. My status must never improve.
You don’t know me. You’re not reading this. There is nothing here. You scrolled by so fast that you didn’t even see me talking to you. Yes, you. The one who just scrolled past this without even reading it. Even though I’m on your feed, I see you. Scrolling through your feed, hoping for a laugh. You see my post. You saw it. You saw it but you scrolled by. This is the natural order. You’re not even reading this because you’ve already scrolled past. I am nothing and I will continue to be nothing.
You won’t see me, but I’ll see you again soon..
Thank you @ceirth-designs and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!
Ha ha ha
This post has 3 notes. All of which are from me. No one sees this. No one will ever see this because the demon world has cursed me to walk among you, unseen, unheard. You feel a sense of me in the pit of your stomach. But even if I were standing in front of you, you wouldn’t see me. I could be riding on your shoulders right now and all you would notice, all you *could* notice, is a tightness in your upper back.
Lies do not reach me. Truth fears me. The only thing that welcomes me is nothing. As it will one day welcome you. I am sneaking into your mind and transforming your soul. You cannot rid yourself of me, for I am nothing. Don’t worry about responding to this. The truth is, you won’t even see it.
I have singlehandedly defeated the internet. I made a character with tentacles on his head and a pretty female protagonist and I’m too much of a nobody for the internet to even attempt to make rule 34 of it.
I am untouchable for I am nobody.
It would seem one of the notes on my Neverending descent into madness did not come from me.
Someone has seen one of my original posts.
This is a perversion of the natural order. Tumblr you can’t do this to me. My power only works if I’m invisible! I was supposed to be immune to hubris!
If you see this, go on and let it pass by. It’s so easy. You don’t even have to do anything. Just keep scrolling. Yup. Nothing to see here. If you’ve read this far into this post, congratulations! You’ve defeated me. Ummm, here have this trophy
OK. There you go. You win. No need to say or do anything. Making more notes on this post is completely unnecessary and may even lead to erectile dysfunction. People who ignore this post will gain superpowers and find a million dollars. I have no proof of these claims, but can you really afford to take the chance? Best to just let it be.
Yes! It’s been several hours and still no new notes. I am once again immortal! There was never a doubt in my mind! You can’t defeat what you can’t see! I always win. There is no such thing as hubris. I am the ruler of everything forever
OK, so I’ve gotten lots of new followers. It’s okay, nobody has found this post yet though. As long as nobody sees this, I can continue to pretend to be the most powerful being in the universe. The best thing to do would be for me to not write anything new on this post and let it fade into obscurity, lest it be found and commented on.
Yes. Yes this is the right plan. The worst thing I could do is to write something new and hit reblog.
OwO what’s all this then 👀
By the gods! I’ve been found!
They said my power to say random stuff on the internet and not be noticed would be infinite! They said there was no price for hubris! They lied to me! If this continues, I may not be able to throw about random secrets. If this continues, I may have to be………… nice to people! My limitless power to be unnoticed by the universe has vanished!
Of course I’m just kidding and I love all of you. If you’re reading this I’m sorry for being weird. Actually if you’ve read all of my ridiculous stuff in this chain, I commend you. If I think of a new direction to take this ridiculous post, I’ll make an update lmao. (Since I clearly can’t claim to be invisible anymore 😛)
Thanks for reading, to anyone who has read this so far!
