occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey:
I hate calling in sick I don’t want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements
I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I’m camped out on the shitter today yeehaw
you are so beautiful in every way
We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible