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what’s a bird you think you could beat up?

So I saw the thing abour no weapons, where is the fight taking place?

back alley in New Jersey

I ain’t going bigger than a goose I think. I’d fuck that bitch up. Crush its ribs with a kick and swing it by its neck into a wall.

Anything but a cassowary , emu or ostrich

I think I could take any bird. I won’t come out of it unhurt, but I do think I would win the fight