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derinthescarletpescatarian:

lumeninfusco:

lumeninfusco:

thyrell:

thyrell:

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because “techno mechanicus” doesn’t start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

Screenshot of an article about Elon Musk's biography. Quote: "him. The musician Grimes, the mother of three of Musk's children (the existence of the third, Techno Mechanicus, nicknamed Tau, has been kept private until now), calls his roiling anger "demon mode" - a mindset that "causes a lot of chaost." She also" End quote The word "Tau" in the described passage is highlighted.ALT
Screenshot of a wikipedia page about "Tau". It reads: "Tau was derived from the Phoenician letter taw" followed by a character that closely resembles the roman alphanumeric letter X. The implication being that Elon has named yet another human being some variant of the letter X.ALT

I haven’t been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby