chilchuck: ok guys ONLY step where I just stepped
dm: everybody roll dexterity
laios: 14
marcille: 17!
senshi: … 3.
dm: chilchuck roll dex save
chilchuck: ME??? HE’S THE ONE WHO FAILED THE CHECK IN THE FIRST PLACE
dm: you hear the beautiful, alluring sound of a siren singing…
laios: WAIT. if you make enough noise to drown out the song you don’t get entranced, right?
dm: sure
laios: I sing along, louder than the siren but harmonizing perfectly
dm: … roll performance
laios: 4
dm: you fucking suck
marcille: I roll to resurrect falin.
dm: okay, roll arcana then, but you’re going to need to roll pretty high to -
marcille: 26.
chilchuck: 26?????
marcille: well yeah I mean obviously I have proficiency in arcana, plus I have a +8 to all necromancy spell checks
chilchuck: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT