the-haiku-bot:

writingamongther0ses:

voxvenati:

Screenshot from twitter user @_sashayed that reads "florist informed my mom the chapel we're doing our tiny ceremony in is full of ghosts. my mom was like oh! ok! will they...will they enjoy the wedding? and the florist said confidently oh, YES." The reply from the same user reads "this is great news bc i was getting real sad about having no guests. we got 250 years of ghosts babey & they are also helping choose the flowers." ALT

“Oh, dear, no! No roses!”

“But roses are traditional!”

“Does this couple seem like a rose couple- MARY PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

“Does this couple seem

like a rose couple- MARY

PUT DOWN THE LILIES.”

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