bemusedlybespectacled:

bogleech:

transmechanicus:

transmechanicus:

testtheworld1:

transmechanicus:

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

This you?

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren’t necessarily restricted to the abyss!

A screenshot of an orc from Lord of the Rings with the subtitles "looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" "meat" as been crossed out in red and "isopod" replaces it.ALT