holisticdetective42:

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Sorry but you are gay if youre a man and you order dessert. Or a sweet breakfast. Or a fruity cocktail. A mimosa especially. And if you eat margherita pizza. Or girl scout cookies. Wear patterns. Drive with your hand on the inside of the steering wheel. Walk with your hands by your sides not in your pockets. Feel nostalgia when you see bright colors. Eat shrimp. Have a costco membership. Take selfies. Watch survivor. Write your 2s with a curl. Have blonde hair. Eat artichokes. Prefer anal sex. Play piano

This is disturbingly well targeted towards me

Like… almost all of it

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