Alchemist OC performs human transmutation just so Truth gives them top surgery
they go through the portal again and there’s Truth sitting around, completely featureless apart from a pair o fleshy tiddies
“̌͗̓ͦI̾ͫ̅ ̈̓͑̑ͮd́͊̿̀̈́̍͐o̎̉̎̍͛n̓̌̅̅͊́'̊t̆̓̽ ͪ̓̇̊̿unͪ̂ͥ̆dͣ̍͐̓̽ͭeͦͤ̏ͥ̉rͩͨ̍̅͊̄͌s̑̓t̂̃̆̊ͣ̑a̔̚n̓ͧd̑̇̐̍ͨͯ ͥͯ̇̿̎ͦ̇h̏͒͐o͐̐ͦ̂̒ͩ̏w̋̂̿ t̓ͫͤ̔͋̎a͒k̈́̊ͭ̅̆ͧiͦ̐̑̌̔ͭͥn͋ͫ͒̋̿̎̐ḡͬͬͯ̉ ỹ̈́ͮ͗̐͌̓o̓u͐͗̒ͩ̐͑r̿͑ͨ ͥ̃ͦḃ̀́̔̌̋r͋e̊̊̐̎̌̌ͥa̓̔̐ͣ̌ͭͧs̽t̃ͬs͋͆͊ ̔ͯ͐̓ͮͨw͌̓o͌ul͒͊ͥ͐̓̉d̆̿͒̐ ͌̈́b͒̿̃̂̉̎ͩeͥ̈ͣ̑ ͬ͛ỉ̓r̿͒́ͨoͬ͋n̄͗ͦͬͫͨi̇ͥ͋̎c̃̊͋̿͐̚.ͧ̆̓̽̚"ͮ̐̆̊̍͋
“Don’t even worry about it… I promise it’s super ironic.”
