Safety Precautions for Easter Egg Hunts:
- Do not respond to the eggs that whisper. They will only tell you lies.
- If you see an egg shaking on its own. Grab that one. There’s something special inside.
- If you get the eerie sense that Something is following you DO NOT turn around. Stare resolutely forward and return to the nearest crowded area immediately.
- If you pick up an egg and it changes colors in your hand, throw it back. That one’s not for you, and it will Know if you take it.
- If you see an egg in your basket that’s hatching. Run. It may already be Too Late.
Do not respond to
the eggs that whisper. They will
only tell you lies.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Welcome to Night Vale.
“Eggs that whisper only tell lies”
(Hello I take the context out of posts)