“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”
ok but this implies my parents would catch my vague hints like the pirde badges on my school backpack or my whatsapp profile picture (which is the exact same as on here)