All human beings on planet earth shrink to one tenth of their size.

see a dumb take? Clippy pops up irl to tell them somebody thinks they’re stupid

All the world’s cars turn into rubber chickens (except yours)

You can curse one (1) person to comically bad luck forever

Erase Star Wars from the timeline, replaced by your middle school creation

Give all cats speech and proportional representation in governments

The food you don’t like no longer exists. poof.

you can just kind of switch people off, put them on standby for a bit

You can now abduct whoever you want and run your very own hunger games idk