orangeocelotmartyn:

A post by Bentingey on Reddit, who asks: “choose two to protect you… the rest are coming to kill you.” There is a picture with a three by three grid of hermits. From left to right, starting at the top there are pictures of pearl, zedaph, and scar. Then Ren, bdubs, and etho. Then grian, mumbo, and tango.ALT
Cubfan135 comments on a Reddit post: There are only 2 correct choices here.

First person who you gotta choose is Ren. Why?

Look at Ren. Does that look like a man who will give up to you? No, no it does not. Dude will follow you and your family to the ends of the Earth, and then keep coming. He will always be there with those shades on. Daytime? Shades. Nighttime? Shades. Apocalypse happening? Believe it or not, still shades.

He's like Michael Myers except, Ren isn't the boogeyman. He's the guy you send to kill the boogeyman. Guy like that? You need him on your side.

2nd person you have to choose is Zedaph. Why?

Because he's the least predictable. Everyone else you know what's coming. Scar: Hawkeyes, Pearl: PvP, Bdubs: Something Zany, Etho: A contraption, Grian: a war, Mumbo: Flying Traps, Tango: Redstone shenanigans but Zedaph??

It could literally be anything you could think of OR a significant number of things you'd never imagine. You need Zedaph on your side.

Ren and Zed on my side, I like my odds.ALT

Cub is so sweet