Things I’ve called my wife’s cat:
A muppet with feelings
A teddy bear with a soul
A stuffed animal who vomits
An ambulatory carpet
A bottom
Today I added a new one:
A bread loaf with extra thumbs (she’s polydactyl)
Things I’ve called my wife’s cat:
A muppet with feelings
A teddy bear with a soul
A stuffed animal who vomits
An ambulatory carpet
A bottom
Today I added a new one:
A bread loaf with extra thumbs (she’s polydactyl)