baddywronglegs:

citree:

wewetke:

citree:

citree:

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

OH NO…

BONE THEIF!!!

Thank you for bone horse

We encountered it in a D&D campaign I played in

My character acted as bait for it

It stole their bones

I had not planned for this eventuality