things that do not exist because i have never seen them - a thread
beavers - have you ever seen one of these fuckers before. they’re talked about like anything yet they don’t actually exist?
squirrels - like beavers, everyone talks about them but nobody has ever seen one before, minus the adhd stereotype
an american-born graduate of the american education system that can pinpoint new zealand on a map - this one is just obvious.
a greggs sausage roll - what is all the hype behind this one colonial fast food chain sausage roll? surely it’s not that good, if it even exists. british people who say it does are lying they are not to be trusted.
quails - what the actual fuck is a quail. i’ve only ever seen their eggs and they come in the same packets as those peppa pig yoghurt coated sultanas. what the fuck is an actual quail
an actual florida man - i know queensland exists but thats the clone of florida in australia what is an actual florida
the 7’ tall snake that is rumoured to live somewhere along the nullabor. this one’s just a straight up lie, mate.
i will continue this thread in future!
Behold
this image is MACHINE LEARNING GENERATED IMAGERY
see the top of the fuckos head. its just a few lines. didnt even bother
next we look at the fuckos rump
see that blotchy mess? the images this model was trained on were hand drawn by eleven year olds and uploaded to deviant art. it has no idea what its supposed to look like
and lastly,
why the fuck does the pole look like that.
Orr, alternatively, the photo is really low quality and thus the pixels are all blurry and stuff. Also that might be rope O.O
