mossworm:

mossworm:

If I had 50 thousand dollars but I could only spend it on cars I would literally rather just fix every possible thing inside my 2003 car than get something else. everything is huge now and comes standard with 200,000 features I don’t want. I literally collect soil

picture any modern car and then picture me schlepping in dozens of bags of mud and soil and dripping mystery water everywhere. upholstery destroyed. backseats literally soiled. 18 cameras inside the cabin automatically assume the bags contain weed and call the police automatically