Post like you’re from ponyville
Just saw Princess Twilight walking down the street carrying a book titled “boiling eggs for dummies” I love this town
they can erect a magic fuckin castle from asunder, but they cant fix the potholes in the road what tf
Just got my cutie mark my ass is NOT continuing the family business lmaoooo
Being a lawyer is so wild because sometimes you will go into a case where the defendant’s cutie mark is literally a 1 for 1 photograph of the crime scene and you’d expect that to just be like catching a check but no the defense will say some nonsense like “a cutie mark cannot prove a pony guilty beyond a reasonable doubt” and like sure in most cases but this guy’s has the date the crime was committed in the corner. So anyways now I’ve gotta go into court for the second day of the most open and shut case of my life because the defendant pulled the “his calling could’ve been to help us find the real culprit in this case” card like that’s ever gonna happen.
edit: I really messed this one up everypony, he super did help us find the real culprit and is opening a private investigation agency. I feel like a real dummy right about now.