Can i just. This post is annoying me so much, yes i know it’s a joke and taken to extremes, but as a rule of thumb stop assuming your very existance bothers people and making jokes about killing yourself for partaking in the simplest of social interactions. No one is going to think you’re an asshole for having the waitress take down your food order. No one is going to be offended you sent them a fucking hello text. No one hates you, no one is coming after you. We all have anxiety but forcing people take part in your self deprecating pity party is so uncomfortable. You are saying ‘i have flaws and i want you to confirm you think this little of me as well’. Grow up.
