thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

espanolbot2:

mossworm:

mossworm:

mossworm:

remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse

I think this tidbit should be more famous than his exploding cars. It’s all I’ll ever need to know. A real human man tried and failed to barter with a flight attendant for third base by offering to buy her a horse (that’s what girls like, right?)

every time I bring up the horse thing at least a few people haven’t heard of it, so I think it’s only fair to keep mentioning it for as long as I live

Hm, one of those stories where they have to be careful how they phrase it. As saying “Elon Musk tried to pay for sex with a horse” can be misunderstood, and we totally wouldn’t want that to happen.

No one say Elon Musk tried to pay for sex with a horse

We don’t want “Elon Musk tried to pay for sex with a horse” to spread

It would be tragic if “Elon Musk tried to pay for sex with a horse” became a common clickbait article title or google search result