a walrus is in a truck, being transported to a zoo -> the truck drivers become distracted and step out of the truck momentarily, leaving the keys in the ignition -> drunk college students steal the truck and drive off with the walrus -> oh fuck, there’s a walrus in the truck -> we fucked up -> we can’t just ditch the truck somewhere like we were planning. not with a walrus in it -> we need to get rid of the walrus -> drunk college students back up to the doorstep of a random house and lure the walrus out with fish -> drunk college students knock on the door and quickly drive away -> the walrus is now someone else’s problem