Wizards, magicians, sorcerers, and warlocks, wizard tech incorporated has just released the newest of wizard magical aid. Gone with crystal balls telling your future, WT Inc. presents the all new Time Soup™. A very wizardtastic future telling addition to your collection of magic bits and bobbles. With only a little shake, the magic soup will spell out your flavorful future, or perhaps your very unflavorful doom. Time Soup™ provides many fantastic features not found in any other magical devices. It will seamlessly fit into your own micro-dimensional beard storage unit, without the use of any interdimensional teleportation spells. Its burning broth will send any of your foes into an infinite time loop of burning their mouth on hot hot soup upon contact, and many more additions are coming soon. So, don’t forget to check your local wizardware store before it’s out of stock. Also, under no circumstances should you eat Time Soup™, because its magic content is so high, you’ll either be stuck in a time loop, or drowned in a microdimension full of soup with insults spelled out in noodles floating around.
