nick-nonya:

feyosha:

podcastwizard:

hungry-skeleton:

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

that’s fine can i get a glass of something bright blue that’s bubbling so violently it’d be impossible to take a sip. extra dry ice on the side

Do you have anything that is clearly a large insect, prepared like a lobster?

can i be seated next to an alien smoking from a space Hookah?