faeryton:

xbuster:

[Image Description: A tweet from nes (@ feydemon): “translating japanese tweets is like opening up a loot box”. They attatched an image of a tweet from miwa (@ hatenokatasumi): “なんかゼルダはケツがデカイでエロいというイメージがあるけどゼルダを見るとおっぱいしか見えないし母乳飲みたくなるし勃起止まらない”. The auto-translation reads: “I have the impression that Zelda has a big ass and is erotic, but when I look at Zelda, all I see is her brests, I want to drink breast milk, and I can’t stop getting an erection.” miwa, who wrote the original tweet, retweeted nes’ post, saying in English: “Please remove the translation feature from X [skull emoji”. End ID]