terezisexbuttpyrope:

red-mercer:

oh-no-s:

botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

look. fungus can be pretty bad in your house, both structurally and in terms of the inherent health effects of having a living organism have sex on your walls and then release the resulting millions of spores into a confined space. but like. if you have three admirably large shelf-like mushrooms sprouting from the base of the wall in your living room, and they create a spore print so large it billows out a good couple feet….. idk man that might just be theirs now

i dont blame the person living here because these guys can come up pretty quickly and it’s possible they just didnt see it, especially because the area around it seems otherwise free of clues suggesting their mighty presence, but like….at what point do you just accept their annexation….how big does a newly-emerged mushroom have to be to claim squatters’ rights on a stretch of drywall

How the fuck did berkeley’s polypore grow in this house????

Looking it up BP is a hardwood fungus so it might be coming from the floor. Whatever it is, it busted such a fat fungal nut that it’s impossible to tell if that’s hardwood or tile

you dont get “fat fungal nut” anywhere else but tumblr