Every time I’m busy all the theaters are playing those made up artsy movies that insecure people talk about to make fun of “film snobs” that just end up sounding really cool and whenever I’m free it’s all shit like a Winnie the Pooh Slasher Movie and a Goonies reboot
When I’m busy: Lithuanian film about a homosexual pigeon who travels to Germany and after learning about his pigeon sexuality, witnesses the fall of the Berlin Wall with his lover, a discarded cigarette who is a drag queen
When I’m free: Ghostbusters 7: Bustin Never Felt Better