a-book-of-creatures:

plaguedocboi:

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

  • I have bigger fish to fight
  • We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it
  • You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home
  • Opening a can of whales
  • You made your bed, now shit in it
  • Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”