hyumjim:

hyumjim:

Squirts my T gel directly into this persons eyes, blinding them due to its high alcohol content

Btw u literally wait like one minute for it to dry and then cover it with clothing and go about your day, which is why it says in the instructions to only apply it to places that will be covered by clothing, usually the upper arms or stomach. But yeah I’m out here doing the worm in my underwear on the subway seats, lock up your daughters