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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
‘interspecies romance’ … I am okay with that
oranges
killed by what I love, a Shakespeare play tragedy
”idiots in love”
… I blame @poet-slenderman?
Brutal murder…
Welp ok then
I died of personal growth
teenage dorks.
double dating
groundhog day
the fuck is that supposed to mean?? the movie feat. bill murray is going to kill me???
weird plot shit
great…
“self sacrifice”
well that’s fantastic
Heterosexuality?
Little Brothers??
Cock Piercing (I don’t have one.)
“campfire”
oh no
‘male bonding’
oh shit
we all know how THAT turns out
“Impregnation”
… sure