the-gnomish-bastard:

slymewitch:

the-gnomish-bastard:

ash-the-tiefling:

slymewitch:

The military recruiter at my school brought in a bowl of snickers…they’re getting smarter…my willpower thins…but I stay silly.

when they aren’t looking steal a snickers

Buy your own snickers, put razor blades in them, and then swap them out when nobody is looking.

I could just eat the snickers I bought

And forgo violence against the government? For shame slyme, for shame.